In_sanity

2005-02-16 - 11:28 p.m.

A third entry in a twenty-four hour period? Yes, I am pathetic. I am also unemployed for the time being -- something that I hope will be remedied in the next week or two. I'm optimistic, though. It's high time something good came my way.

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I've come to the conclusion that my sister (whom I adore), is insane.

She's recently discovered the joys of photo editing in Microsoft Paint.
(I use photofiltre)<-(link -- free download) Anyhoo, here is her latest travesty:

Yes, that's my face pasted on a bear man's body. (Mind you, she's made it a bit chubbier than it really is...) She sent me another one as well, but I'm saving that for a slow night. ;-)

Hey sis -- answer the door. The men in the white coats just wanna talk...

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Dinner was yummy. I made chicken kiev, which, in case you wonder, is a breaded chicken cutlet stuffed with butter and herbs. I didn't make it, per se -- but I did buy it frozen and put it in the oven. I did make a tossed salad, mashed potatoes and green beans though.

Alright! So the fuck what if the potatoes were instant, the salad was pre-packaged, and the green beans were frozen! I made dinner!!! Who are you to judge me????? :-D

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I had the strangest dream this afternoon. I fell asleep on the futon at about 2 p.m., and dreamed that Michael Chiklis ("The Commish") was hitting on me. The dream also involved cameo appearances from Monica (the R&B singer), Michael Myers ("Austin Powers 1-3"), and Zsa Zsa Gabor. What's odd about this (as if the dream itself weren't enough) is that I hardly ever remember my dreams, yet I remember this one so vividly.

I think I'd better answer the door.

Have a terrific night, everyone!

In sanity,

Jamie