Good news! / azesearch webf*cks

2005-03-09 - 12:28 p.m.

Hello all! Good morning!

Though I tried and tried, I was not able to get to sleep until after 6 a.m. this morning. I woke up at 11 a.m. to Nelson hovering over my head. "You got a message on the answering machine..."

Uh huh. I am employed once again! WOOHOO! And making more than expected. DOUBLE-WOOHOO! :-D

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Oh those wacky folks at azesearch dot com. Now at the bottom of the page, next to where it says � 2005 AZESEARCH. All rights reserved -- it NOW has a hyperlink that says "If problem", which is quite readable, instead of the usual "remove toolbar" which was almost unreadable.

Now the "Remove Toolbar" link used to take you to an uninstall.exe for the implanted azesearch toolbar. And now, folks -- you get this message when click the newly replaced "If problem":

Support

When you surf Net hunting for free porn, you simply click on unknown
links, visit strange sites and don't think about security. And once you
catch undesirable software. If my page is opened arbitrarily by some
harmful software it means there are people which do not like you and
this is not my guilt.

Homepage removing

Prior to blaming me read the following:

At first, try to fix inproper homepage, searchpage etc. by the newest
version of our sofware.We use it in most such cases.

1. Search for Spyware Remover's.
2. If there software didn't help you go to SpyKiller and
download sofware SpyKiller - Search & Destroy that will cure your
computer from the most known viruses and spy-ware

3. To change your home page do the following:
1. Select in your browser menu Tools -> Internet Options
2. Type the address of your homepage in the field Address of the HomePage
section e.g. http://microsoft.com or, if you wish see blank page,
about:blank

Note to webfuck: I was not hunting for free porn, although I would willingly admit if I was, since I do occasionally ingulge from time to time. I was visiting a rather amusing page which I tend to frequent, when I got an install.exe program. I tred to close it, but your damn software found it's own way onto my computer.

I urge you to put back the regular uninstall.exe program that was once there -- although judging by your grammar skills, I'm doubting you understand what I'm saying here.

And once again, you are welcome for the hits, scumbag. Now fix the fucking issue!

And it's IMPROPER, not iNproper.

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XOXOX,

Jamie <-- newly employed Jamie -- that is!