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Joke

2005-04-04 - 3:23 a.m.

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask
over his mouth and nose and still heavily sedated from a four hour
operation A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.

"Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to
wash your hands and feet."

He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?"

Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis
in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close
look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask and says slowly, "That was very
nice but listen very, very closely!

Are... my... test...results...back?"


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