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The Big Quiz

2005-04-11 - 8:30 p.m.

Here are my answers to "The Big Quiz", which I swiped from my friend Kiosh's diary.

You know how I love lists and questions... ;-)

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01. What is the geekiest part of your music collection?

I still own all of the New Kids on the Block CDs. Ouch. Hey! I had a crush on Donnie! Sue me.

02. What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night?

Leftovers, or peanut butter and jelly sammiches.

03. What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?

Without a second thought, "Priest".

04. If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?

I don't like the roundness of my face. I'd have my jawline defined.

05. Do you have a completely irrational fear?

White trash.

06. What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moment?

I lose my train of thought, and ramble incoherently.

07. Are you a pyromaniac?

Who told?

08. Do you have too many love interests?

Nope.

09. Do you know anyone famous?

Well, I know a lot of musicians. I guess the most famous person I know is my friend Mike, who is in a one-man band called "Monolithic". One of his songs was featured in one of the many trailers for the third "Matrix" film.

10. Describe your bed:

Heavenly. :-)

11. Spontaneous or plain?

Depends on the day. Mostly spontaneous, I'd think.

12. Who should play you in a movie about your life?

Oh crap. I have no idea how to answer this. Greg Kinnear, maybe.

13. Do you know how to play poker?

I know how to play 'Go Fish'. I've never enjoyed cards. Seems like a waste of time.

14. What do you carry with you at all times?

Chapstick.

15. What do you miss most about being little?

Having my Mommy fawn all over me. :-)

16. Are you happy with your given name?

Not in the slightest. It was a constant source of ridicule in my formative years.

17. How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year?

Not much. I could do without it. $5,000.00?

18. What colour is your bedroom?

Tan, with tan trim and tan border. Very boring.

19. What was the last song you were listening to?

"One Word" by Kelly Osbourne. The sweet little darling has gone electro, and I LOVE it!

20. Have you ever been in a play?

Three of them! "The Alphabet Play" in third grade, "Sky High" in my junior year, and "The Bilking of Lord Bildgeworthy" in my senior year. I loved all three of them.

21. Have you ever been in love?

Twice.

22. Do you talk a lot?

Have you read my diary? D'UH!

23. Do you like yourself and believe in yourself?

I do. I think I do good things. I try to be a good person. So, yeah -- I like myself. I believe in myself too. Self-confidence was certainly a long time coming, though.

24. Do transient, homeless, or starving people sometimes annoy you?

Nope. I've only met a few, but never in an area where I lived. (That I know of, anyway)

25. Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?

Everyone has the capacity to be nice. People choose how they portray themselves. If you're chronically grouchy -- seek help.

26. Do you spend more time with your girlfriend/boyfriend or your friends?

My boyfriend/girlfriend. ;-)

27. What is your ideal marriage location?

On the front steps of the White House. :-P

28. Which musical instrument do you wish you could play?

Better piano.

29. Favourite fabric?

Cotton. It's the fabric of our lives, you know...

30. Something you love and hate?

Beets. The root of the vegetable is the most disgusting food on the planet, but the leafy greens that sprout from the top? MMMMMM! :-)

31. What kind of bedding do you use?

Ummm. Sheets, blankets, a comforter, pillowcases, a body pillow... I don't understand. Do you mean fabric-wise? Cotton.

32. Do you tell your friends about your sex life?

What sex life?

33. What's the one language you want to learn?

Spanish. We have a large Hispanic-American population in this area. I'd like to know what they're saying. ;-)

34. How do you eat an apple?

With my mouth, teeth and tongue. Then I swallow and my body takes care of the rest. It eventually ends up with 3,000 lb. alligators and three-eyed frogs.

35. What do you order at a bar?

I don't go to bars. It's foolish for an alcoholic in recovery to even step foot in one.

36. Have you ever pierced your body parts?

Hell yes! I've had more holes than Fred Durst. *runs away*

37. Do you have tattoos?

Not yet -- but soon!

38. Would you ever admit to having done plastic surgery any kind if confronted?

Yes I would. Cosmetic enhancement is nothing to be ashamed of.

39. What's one of the "funniest" things you've ever done?

I once performed a RuPaul song at a bar back when I deejayed there. I accompanied myself on piano, and the crowd cracked up. The song is called "Streudelmodel", and is RuPaul's parody if his/her own club hit "Supermodel".

40. Do you drive stick?

*insert joke here*
I do drive stickshift, in fact -- I prefer it. But our car is an automatic.

41. What's one trait you hate in a person?

I hate people who go from hot to cold in a matter of seconds. It's frustrating, and quite freaky.

42. What kind of watch(es) do you wear?

The kind that goes on your wrist(?)

43. Most frivolous purchase?

I bought a $300.00 sweater at Saks Fifth Avenue. Back then, it was two week's pay for me. I wore the thing twice, and washed it when it should have been dry-cleaned. Whoops!

44. Do you consider yourself materialistic?

Yes. A simple, honest answer.

45. What do you cook the best?

Chicken Parmesan.

46. Favourite writing instrument?

Any pen from a drug representative. You know? Those pens that say "Viagra" or "Alavert"? I collect them. I love them. I own about 200. :-)

47. Do you prefer to stand out or blend in?

That depends. If I'm in this town? Blend in. Anywhere else -- stand out.

48. Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?

Been there. Done that. Got the razor burn. ;-)

49. What's one car you will never buy?

A Hummer. They're obnoxious.

50. What kind of books do you like to read?

For the millionth time. I HATE to read. I HATE hot tea. I HATE jazz. Sue me.

51. If you won the lottery, what would you do?

Change my phone number, and shop like a champ. ;-)

52. Burial or cremation?

Burn me, bury me. I don't care. I'll be dead. Just give my organs to someone who could use them. (I'd steer clear of my liver, however) ;-)

53. How many online journals do you read regularly?

Everyone on my buddy list. I try to anyway. I've been working a lot.

54. What's one thing you're a sore loser at?

Spelling bees. ;-)

55. If you don't like a person, how do you show it?

By saying, "I don't like you."

56. Do you cry in front of friends?

I have, yes.

57. What kind of first impression do you think you give to people?

That I'm shy -- which I'm anything but.

58. What's one thing you like to do alone?

Masturbate. Hey -- you asked!

59. Are you a giver or a taker?

I'm a giver. I need to work on that.

60. When's the last time you cried?

A few nights ago. I was listening to this song called "Dream About Me" by Moby. (and a female siren whose name escapes me) It just... moved me to tears.

61. Favourite communication method?

Talking.

62. How many drinks before you're tipsy?

It's been awhile, so if I were to drink to get tipsy, I'd say three.

63. Do you think you're cute?

I do! Do YOU think I'm cute?

64. Do you have problems changing clothes in front of friends?

Fuck, no. Come on over! ;-)

65. What's the most painful experience you've ever had?

Having my old diary almost literally stolen away from me by the kind folks at Lexington center, located in Gloversville, NY. Message to my old superior: Thank you, dickwad. You know who you are.

~fin~


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