The Big Survey

2005-07-02 - 3:51 a.m.

Your full name: J@mi� Stu@rt L0rd
Age: 34 (35 on 7/28/70)
Height: 6' 0"
Natural hair color: Brown
Eye color: Blue
Number of siblings: 3
Glasses/contacts?: Perfect vision!
Piercings: Right ear, five. Left, four. Right nostril.
Tattoos: Right outer calf.

FAVOURITE (As of this moment)
Color: Yellow
Band: Erasure
Song: "The Story of our Lives" - The Echoing Green
Stuffed animal: Samson, my bear
Video game: Super Mario Sunshine
TV show: The Golden Girls/The Nanny (tie)
Book: "Stranger With My Face" - Lois Duncan
Food: Potatoes
Game on a cell phone: Don't have/want one
CD cover: Erasure's "I Say I Say I Say"
Flower: Lilac
Scent: Patchouli, Hugo Boss/Polo Sport
Animal: Bear ;-)
Comic book: Hate them
Cereal: Life, Grape Nuts
Website: CLICK HERE. (Adult link)

DO YOU
Play an instrument?: A little piano.
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: No
Like to sing?: Oh god, yes.
Have a job?: I do. Deli Boy!
Have a cell phone?: Had one, bored of it
Like to play sports?: Hahaha! Ummm, no.
Have a crush on someone?: Here in DiaryLand? Many.
Live somewhere NOT in the United States?: No
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: No
Have any special talents/skills?: I can down eight doughnuts without even thinking about it, if that counts as talent :-P
Excercise daily?: Yep
Like school?: I didn't like school, no. Which might explain why I dropped out of college

CAN YOU
Sing the alphabet backwards?: Yep! Zee Why Ex Queue...
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: Hardly
Speak any other languages?: Some French
Go a day without food?: I have
Stay up for more than 24 hours?: Yes, but I'm a mess if I do
Read music, not just tabs?: A little
Roll your tongue?: Yep
Eat a whole pizza?: No

HAVE YOU EVER
Cried to get out of trouble?: Oh goddess, yes!
Gotten lost in your city?: Uh huh
Seen a shooting star?: Ever hear of meteor showers?
Been to any other countries besides the United States?: Canada
Had a serious surgery?: Tonsils, adenoids removed, and multiple ear surgeries
Stolen something important to someone else?: Maybe someone's heart?
Solved a rubiks cube?: I did! With a screwdriver...
Gone out in public in your pajamas?: Yes
Cried over a girl?: No
Cried over a boy?: Yes
Kissed a random stranger?: Why yes! Because that is so socially acceptable. NO!
Hugged a random stranger?: Yes. Someone's house burned down, and I comforted them.
Been in a fist fight?: A few times. I lost.
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: Yes. And soda.
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: Who would do that?
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: Ummm, the bus wouldn't run, in that case.
Swore at your parents?: Yes.
Been to warped tour?: I saw Ratt and Poison in 1986. I think that was rather warped. ;-)
Kicked a guy where it hurts?: Yes
Been in love?: Twice
Been close to love?: Yes
Been to a casino?: No
Ran over an animal and killed it?: Yes, sadly
Broken a bone?: My left clavicle and three ribs.
Gotten stitches?: No
Had a waterballoon fight in winter?: Now that's just silly.
Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour?: Yes
Made homemade muffins?: Oh yes!
Bitten someone?: Hell yes! I like to play rough.
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: No/no
More than 5 times?: How about less than zero?
Been to niagara falls?: I have. It's amazing.
Burped in someones face?: Whyyyyyy would anyone do that? Ok. Yes.
Gotten the chicken pox?:
Yep

WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU
Brushed your teeth: An hour or so ago
Went to the bathroom: Ditto
Saw a movie in theaters: It was "Spiderman 2". That long ago.
Had a snow day: I'm not in fucking school!
Had a party: I've never thrown one.
Had a slumber party: Never.
Made fun of someone: Today.
Tripped in front of someone: Today> Hahaha! No, seriously!
Got sick: This past January
Cursed: Today, dammit!

PICK ONE
Fruit/vegetables: Veggies
Black/white: Black
Lights on/lights off: Off
TV/movie: Both, equally
Car/truck: Car
Body spray/lotion: Lotion
Cash/check: Cash
Pillows/blankets: Pillows
Paint/charcoal: Charcoal
Chinese food/mexican food: Chinese
Summer/winter: Summer
Snow/rain: snow. Rain
Fog/misty: Fog
Rock/rap: Rock
Meat/vegetarian: Meat
Chocolate/vanilla: Vanilla
Sprinkles/icing: Icing
Cake/pie: Cake
French toast/french fries: French fries
Strawberries/blueberries: Blueberries
Ocean/swimming pool: Pool
Hugs/kisses: Kisses
Cookies/muffins: Cookies
p33n/bewbz: p33n
Wallet/pocket: Wallet
Window/door: Window
Emo/goth: Goth
Pink/purple: Purple
Cat/dog: Cat
Long sleeve/short sleeve: Short
Pants/shorts: Shorts
Winter break/spring break: ???
Spring/autumn: Spring
Clouds/clear sky: Clouds
Moon/mars: Moon

LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP
Have you ever been in love?: Again -- twice
Do you believe there is someone for everyone?: No
What is your idea of the best date?: One where I get laid
What was your first kiss like?: Wet
How old were you when you got your first kiss? 7

WORD ASSOCIATION
Slippers: Bunny
Hat: Cowboy
Hard: Dick
Free: Space
Space: Outer
Taste: Smell
Red: Carpet
Deep: Throat
Heart: Bleed
Cord: Umbilical
Cheese: Fromage
Rain: Damp
Work: Out
Pedal: Pushers
Head: Bald
Bed: Fuck
Fluff: Pillow
Hardcore: Porn
Knife: Slice
Jump: (for my love)

I....
am: hoping this survey is almost done...
want: to go to bed.
need: sex. Lots of it.
crave: a glass of cold milk.
love: you for reading my diary.
hate: beets.
did: something naughty.
feel: tired.
miss: my mom.
am annoyed by: people who don't have a clue.
am tired of: writing anymore.
will always: love you.